how do you get pregnant: Siri Experiencing Extended Outage

Maybe we need a new website, IsSiriDownForEveryoneOrJustForMe.com, because it looks like Siri is experiencing an extended outage, according to several tipsters, tweets, and our own internal tests. When you try to use Siri on the iPhone 4S right now, the usually perky virtual assistant just responds: "Sorry, I am having trouble connecting to the network" and does nothing.